Today you guys are in for a real treat.
Why?
Because you are officially reading something written by the 4th Lollipop kid.
I mean, technically, I’m probably a foot & half taller than them, but my hair naturally getting the jerry curl down after my run today – totally gets me in the club, right? Right?!
In other news, my Emilie is a mom! Tanner was born bright-eyed & bushy-tailed [I doubt with a tail, but I’m going to visit in about 10 minutes so I will double check] last night. He is a linebacker. Like seriously. 9 lbs 14 oz. For those of you who are not nestled into KidVille [when I told Alfred this number he was like “I don’t know what that means Tamara. I don’t speak baby.” ] this is not a small kid. I think the average is like 6 lbs? I’m not really sure, I just know once you start spouting off 8, 9, & 10 lb kids to other mothers you can just see the look of horror in their eyes. If you’re interested to see just how adorable he is, I’m sure I’ll be posting pictures here fairly shortly.
And for the record, I’m pretty sure Emilie purposefully had a child larger than mine at birth [Lillie was 8 lbs 12 oz] just to one-up me and my birth story. Don’t deny it Emilie. You know it’s true.
Have you ever been the victim of a “one-upper”?
6 comments:
Bwaaaaaahahaha love the video.
And YAY Emilie and baby Tanner! Celebration!
Dude, not even kidding. I don't think I was exactly 9 lbs 14 oz exactly. But I know I was at least 9lbs 10 oz.
My rolls had fat rolls.
yayayay baby!
Yay for baby Tanner! He is a big boy but that just means more to love on!! :)
You should probably wear your hair like that at all times. Smokin hot.
And yay for the baby! That is a big boy!
OMG...this is hilarious, and the video completely seals the deal. LOL!
Yay for baby Tanner! Trust me, I know what it's like to have a big baby. My little guy was 10lb 20z at birth. Thank goodness it was a C-section! ;-)
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