2011 Resolutions - the results

let's do it

{no, not that, perv}

let's go back in time

approximately one year ago

you know when you decided that you were going to actually keep your resolutions this time

did you do it? 

were you awesome?

or did you forget about it until December 31st and you were like
EFFIN A, MOTHER BEEPER, CRACKING GOATS

and everyone gave you the 'dang, i think she's had too much champagne look'

{not that i know what that look looks like...}

because you said all that out loud

and then you're like eh, whatever, i'll just resolve the same things for this year as i did last year
i can file a time extension, right?

so, don't be afraid, just step in the car

{don't worry, I talked to Marty he said it was fine}

now, where in the world did i put that flux capacitor?

oh, here it is.
and 

*boom*

here they are, my resolutions from last year
- i resolve to not be pregnant for 2011.
i totally made this one my bitch.
and it was so awesome.

-i resolve to meet my goal weight.

yeah, not so much a bitch as a long lost acquaintance

i did lose 25 lbs all together throughout the year

i just didn't make it to my goal weight

which is what i specified

so, kind of a half-win?

-to run a half-marathon

yeah, this didn't happen.
I did run a 5k though

but i still have this on my bucket list
whether i actually succeeded in 2011 or not

so, not too bad. probably the first year i made somewhat progress on resolutions or succeeded in them.
i'm okay with how 2011 turned out

and have high hopes for 2012

because i think this year, i'm going to be a little selfish

and divulge myself a little in the finer things in life

and i'm definitely okay with that